Escape to Paradise: Belvilla's Gardenia Castagneto Carducci Gem!
Escape to Paradise? Belvilla's Gardenia Castagneto Carducci Gem: A Review…With ALL the Feelings
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from, well, trying to escape to paradise at Belvilla's "Gardenia" in Castagneto Carducci. And, let me tell you, it was a journey. This isn't your glossy, overly-perfect travel brochure; this is the messy, honest truth. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from "OMG, this is heavenly!" to "Seriously? AGAIN?" punctuated with a generous helping of "Wait, did that really happen?"
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First Impressions & Getting There (A Bit of a Haze…)
Right, first things first: finding the darn place. The instructions? Let's just say my GPS and I had a moment. Think winding Tuscan roads, more vineyards than you can shake a stick at, and a growing sense of "Am I sure this is the right place?" Eventually, after a near-miss with a flock of sheep (seriously, I was close!), there it was. Gardenia.
Accessibility – A Mixed Bag, Frankly
Now, I went with my slightly less-than-sprightly auntie Mildred, so accessibility was key. The website vaguely mentions facilities for disabled guests. Turns out, "vaguely" is the operative word. While I wouldn't say the Gardenia is completely inaccessible, it’s not exactly a model of modern design. There's an elevator – yay! But navigating some of the common areas felt a bit…awkward. The pathways weren’t particularly smooth, and maneuvering a wheelchair (if Auntie M was using one) would have been a proper workout.
The Glorious Stuff (And the Slightly Less Glorious…)
Let's start with the good stuff, shall we? Because, honestly, there was some good stuff. The pool with a view? Absolutely stunning. Seriously, postcard-worthy. Lounging there, sipping a Negroni (thank you, poolside bar), felt like a proper escape…until the sun became a bit too much and made it feel like someone had turned up the heat too much. The spa/sauna were pretty decent. The massage was…well, let's just say it was a massage. Nothing life-altering, but hey, relaxing. The Steamroom was a solid choice. It's worth noting they also have a fitness center – which I, admittedly, did not use. I was too busy…you know…relaxing. There's even a foot bath! However, it's those little details that make a difference. Getting to the spa meant navigating a slightly precarious set of stairs, which was a little more challenging for Auntie Mildred.
Then there was the villa itself. The rooms? Air conditioning was a lifesaver. The window that opens? Fantastic for the evening breeze. They even had bathrobes and slippers - small details, but appreciated. The free Wi-Fi? (More on that later). The mini-bar? Well-stocked, but expensive. The in-room safe box? Always a good thing.
The Cleanliness and safety was on point. They were clearly taking the whole Covid thing seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, it’s all there. They even had room sanitization opt-out available, although I'm pretty sure they secretly cleaned it anyway. The staff trained in safety protocol were the best.
The Food… Oh, the Food… (and the Drink!)
Okay, let's talk grub. The a la carte in restaurant was, on occasion, brilliant. They had a vegetarian restaurant, which was an absolute lifesaver for Mildred. Their Western cuisine in restaurant was better than their International cuisine in restaurant, a little on the bland side, but hey, you're in Italy! You expect pasta, right? The Asian cuisine in restaurant was also a curveball (why?), and I was far more interested in getting to bed.
The Breakfast [buffet] was… well, let’s just say it was a bit hit-or-miss. Breakfast service was ok, but the coffee was watery. They also offered up to the room Breakfast takeaway service. The coffee/tea in restaurant, was a constant issue. You'd get a coffee! You'd get tea! And if you asked, it was like you grew two heads!
The Poolside bar was a godsend. The bartenders? Absolute legends. The bottle of water they gave me? Priceless. The Desserts in restaurant were an utter joy. And, thank you, Lord, for the Happy hour.
There were also a few perks which I personally loved, such as Room service [24-hour] and the Snack bar. They came in very useful.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
First, the good: the Poolside bar was my happy place. Ice-cold Aperol Spritz, the sun on your face, pretending you're in a Fellini movie - pure bliss.
Now for the bad: the restaurants. While they had options (yay, vegetarian restaurant!), the quality was inconsistent. One night, the pasta was transcendent. The next, it tasted like yesterday's dreams. The menu felt a tad confused, trying to be all things to all people. I mean, Asian cuisine in a Tuscan villa? Really?
The ugly? The buffet. It was a morning ritual of mild disappointment. Cold eggs, soggy pastries, and lukewarm coffee. It was a daily reminder that paradise, as they say, has imperfections.
Services and Conveniences - The Essentials (and Those That Weren't…)
They did have a bunch of services. Kudos for the concierge. They were pretty helpful with local recommendations, and at least tried to sound like they knew what they were talking about (bless their hearts). Daily housekeeping was a godsend. The rooms were always spotless (with a strong, almost clinical, smell of cleaning products, but I'll take it in these times). The laundry service was efficient, but a bit pricey. There was a convenience store, but its prices could make your eyes water. The Luggage storage was great.
The Wi-Fi Saga (Prepare Yourself)
Ah, the Wi-Fi. It's listed as Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and also Internet access – wireless in the room. Well, “free” is a relative term. Let's just say it was…unreliable. I'm talking buffering issues, dropped connections, and the constant urge to throw my laptop out the window. I spent half my "relaxing" time wrestling with the internet, muttering swear words under my breath. The Internet [LAN] was slightly better. The truth is, there was nowhere to escape from the wifi problems, except maybe, outside, I actually got a good connection.
For the Kids (and the Grown-Ups Who Pretend They Aren't):
Gardenia boasts itself as a Family/child friendly. They had a Babysitting service, which I didn't use, I don't have any kids, and the thought of trying to explain how to deal with my auntie Mildred to a child made me shudder.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - Beyond the Pool (If you could connect to the Internet…)
Besides the aforementioned pool, spa, and questionable buffet, there wasn't a lot to do within the Gardenia itself. They have a fitness center, but I can't see anyone using it. Thankfully, Castagneto Carducci and the surrounding area are stunning. Wine tours are a must. Exploring the medieval villages? Gorgeous. The whole area is dripping with charm and history. I had hoped to get some work done in between spa appointments, but as the wifi cut out, I just took some snaps.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges (Again, Not Exactly Effortless)
While there's a restaurant on-site and a poolside bar (both mentioned above). I wouldn't say either was effortlessly accessible. The restaurant requires navigating a bit of a slope, and the poolside bar involved a few steps. It wasn't impossible, but again, not ideal.
Cleanliness & Safety - The Pandemic’s Shadow (Probably)
In these pandemic times, safety is paramount. Gardenia definitely made an effort. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol. They did well.
**Rooms
Domburg Dream: Luxe Seafront Apartment (200m!) w/ AC & Washer!Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is my Belvilla by OYO Gardenia, Castagneto Carducci, Italy survival guide, and it's gonna be less "precise planning" and more "controlled chaos with excellent wine."
Day 1: Arrival & Holy Smokes, Look at That View! (and the Grocery Store Debacle)
Morning (or whenever the heck you get up after transatlantic travel, am I right?): Arrive at Pisa Airport. Pray to the travel gods that your luggage arrives with you (mine usually doesn't). Rent a car. Okay, deep breaths… driving in Italy! It's a contact sport, I've heard. Found the Gardenia Villa. The photos online? They lie. They understate. This place is stunning. Rolling hills, cypress trees stabbing at the sky, and the glint of the Tyrrhenian Sea in the distance. I swear, I momentarily forgot I had to unpack everything and immediately sat on the terrace with a glass of… well, something that resembled water. Then I remembered the wine.
Afternoon: The Great Grocery Hunt: Time for the real test. Find a grocery store. The GPS lady (who's probably now named "Luigi" in my phone because I yell at her so much) is a liar. She sent me down a gravel road that would make a tractor blush. Finally, success! "Coop" it is! The pasta selection alone could make a grown person weep. The checkout line? An exercise in patience. Italians chat. Loudly. And with everyone. I saw at least three proposals, a minor disagreement about the best brand of olive oil (apparently, very important) and a small toddler trying to scale a pyramid of oranges. But, hey, I survived. And got all the essentials plus a ridiculous amount of biscotti.
Evening: Terrace, Sunset, and Pasta Perfection (or rather, Pasta Attempt) Okay, I made pasta. "Simple" they said. "Easy," they lied. I think I overcooked it. But the sauce? Oh, the sauce. Made with tomatoes, garlic, and a secret ingredient (wine, obviously), it was phenomenal. Dinner on the terrace watching the sun melt into the sea? Pure. Bliss. Mosquitoes? They attacked. Badly. I now resemble a human pizza. And I'm completely okay with it.
Day 2: Exploring Castagneto Carducci & The Wine That Saved My Sanity
Morning: Castagneto Carducci – The Town That Time Forgot (and I Almost Did, Also) Okay, the town. It's adorable. Cobblestone streets, flower boxes overflowing, and the air smells like… well, like Italy. Climbed the ancient ramparts. Saw the sea. Took a million pictures (typical tourist, I know). Got slightly lost (again). Found a tiny cafe tucked away on a side street. Downed a cappuccino (or three). Pure happiness. It's where the world began.
Afternoon: The Wine Road (and the Wine That Remembers) I've got to find wine. Found vineyards. Found a winery. Fattoria Campo Grande, a recommendation from a local lady at the grocery store. Okay, this is where things get blurry. I tried Bolgheri. It's a red wine, a blend maybe. It’s a must have wine. Expensive and worth it. After an hour, I stumble. Into another winery. This time it's more the Tuscan sun kind of place. I fell in love with the owners dog named "Bruno." This is why I travel. It's not about ticking boxes; it's about the vibe.
Evening: Dinner That Was An Unexpected Thriller & More of the Wine That Remembered: Went to this restaurant called "I'd Prefer Not to Say." They made something that looked like a plate of food, it was the best. It was worth it to try the wine again. It helped. The restaurant was right in the village. It was an experience. Everyone said the restaurant owner was a "bad guy" but the food was great. I'll say it again, the wine helped. It gave me clarity. I want more wine. And maybe I'll learn to cook properly, too. Someday.
Day 3: Beach Bliss & The Great Sunscreen Fail (and the Sea!)
Morning: Down to the Beach (If I Can Find It!) The GPS lady (Luigi again) tried to lead me astray. Again. I saw a donkey, a field of sunflowers and a herd of something that probably wasn’t supposed to be there. Found the beach. It's long, sandy, with surprisingly clear water. The Tyrrhenian Sea beckoned.
Afternoon: SUNSCREEN! SUNSCREEN! SUNSCREEN! (and Regret). Okay, I thought I packed sunscreen. I apparently packed the wrong sunscreen. Or maybe I didn’t apply it properly. Whatever the reason, I look like a lobster. A very, very red lobster. I spent most of the afternoon hiding under an umbrella, muttering darkly about the sun's personal vendetta against me.
Evening: The Aftermath (And Another Pasta Attempt, Because Why Not?) Back at the villa, slathering myself in aloe vera. Seriously, if you're going to the beach, don't be like me. Take more sunscreen. I attempted pasta again. It went… okay. Still overcooked. But the wine makes everything better. I vow to master pasta before I leave. Or, you know, at least not burn it completely.
Day 4: Day Trip To Volterra and The Art of Losing My Mind (Beautifully)
Morning: The Road to Volterra (With Luigi's Help…Maybe). Volterra. The most beautiful Tuscan town. A short "hour" drive, says Luigi. That hour stretched into two, involving a near-miss with what I think was a flock of sheep. Volterra in the morning is pretty magical. It's gorgeous.
Afternoon: Volterra's Wonders (And My Own Confusion). I got lost within the walls. It was amazing. The views, the history, the art! (Etruscan history, I'm now an expert). Spent hours wandering aimlessly, getting utterly and gloriously lost in the backstreets. Saw a bunch of alabaster workshops. It was so beautiful.
Evening: Heading back, with enough wine for the ride. Heading back. More wine. Maybe I'll try that pasta… again.
Day 5: Saying Goodbye (or, "I'll Be Back, You Beautiful Beast!")
- Morning: Final Breakfast, Final View. Sigh. This is the hardest part. Woke up early. Ate breakfast on the terrace. Stared at the view. Tried to memorize every detail.
- Afternoon: Last Minute Shopping. The grocery store. A return. More biscotti. And some olive oil. (You know, the good stuff). Packing. The dreaded packing. How did I accumulate so much stuff?!
- Evening: Goodbye Dinner. One last meal. The pasta? I'm getting better. The wine? Still top-notch. The view? Even more stunning. Maybe just a few more days?
Final Thoughts:
This trip wasn't perfect. It involved a lot of getting lost, a little bit of sunburn, and a whole heap of failed attempts at gourmet cooking. But it was perfect for me. This place, the wine, the people, the food… all of it. It was more than just a vacation. It was an experience. And I can't wait to do it again. This time, with more sunscreen. And maybe, just maybe, I'll finally master pasta. Maybe. See you next time, Tuscany!
Escape to Tuscany: Your Dream Villa Awaits in Modigliana!Escape to Paradise: Belvilla's Gardenia - Castagneto Carducci Gem! (FAQ - Because Let's Be Real, You Need Answers, Even the Messy Ones)
Okay, So…Is This Place REALLY paradise? Belvilla's Gardenia, I mean. And Is It *Actually* In Castagneto Carducci?
Alright, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Paradise? Look, I've seen some questionable "paradises" in my time (looking at you, that dodgy hostel in Bangkok). But Gardenia... yeah, it's pretty darn close. Especially if your idea of paradise involves rolling Tuscan hills, that smell of cypress and pine, and (crucially) a decent bottle of Chianti.
And yes, it *is* in Castagneto Carducci. A proper, picture-postcard Tuscan town. Tiny. Charming. And full of that quiet, authentic Italian life that’s so addictive. You know, the kind where you can wander around, get gloriously lost, and accidentally stumble into the best trattoria of your life. Which, let's be honest, happened to me. More than once. (I may have developed a habit of "accidentally" wandering in that direction…)
The Photos Look Amazing! But Is the Reality, You Know... *Real*? Are there hidden downsides? Please be honest!
Okay, okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room: the photos. They’re gorgeous, aren't they? Sun-drenched villas, sparkling pools, those endless vistas... And yes, the reality *mostly* lives up to it. But! Let's be real (I’m sensing a theme here). Nothing's perfect, right?
First off, the internet. It's… patchy. Be prepared to embrace the digital detox. Seriously. Fine if you're embracing the whole "escape" thing, but if you're, like me, glued to your phone (don't judge!), it can be mildly infuriating. There was this one time I *needed* to upload a photo of the sunset (for, um, professional reasons, obviously), and... well, let's just say it took a while. A long while.
And the mosquitos. Oh, the mosquitos. Bring bug spray. ALL the bug spray. They're relentless. One night, I swear, they formed a conga line to feast on me. (I'm not exaggerating.)
Oh, and one more small thing. The drive up to the villa. It's... winding. And narrow. And sometimes, it feels like you're driving on the edge of a cliff. But hey, the views! The views are worth it. Every. Single. Heart-stopping. Moment.
Tell me about the Pool! Is it as good as it looks? Does it get crowded?
The pool. Ah, the pool. Yes. It's as good as it looks. Maybe even better. Honestly, I spent more time in that pool than I did eating. (And I ate a LOT of pasta.) It's that perfect shade of turquoise, the water is crystal clear, and it's surrounded by those gorgeous sun loungers. Bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
Crowded? Nope. Not when I was there. Belvilla usually carefully manages the number of guests so you get your own space and privacy. Sure you could, you know, have a few guests next to you, but that's the beauty of it all. Generally there's plenty of space to relax and swim. That was one of my favorite parts of the trip! I think I'd almost go back just to swim, but then I'd have to suffer the mosquitos again...hmmm.
What’s the kitchen like? Can you actually cook there? I’m not just looking for a microwave, you know!
The kitchen! Now, we're talking. Okay, here's the deal. The Gardenia kitchen isn't just a microwave and a sad little fridge. It's actually pretty well-equipped. You've got everything you need to whip up a proper Italian feast – and, more importantly, to *enjoy* the process of cooking.
I'm no chef. I'm more of a "throw-things-together-and-hope-for-the-best" kind of cook. But even I managed to make some (admittedly, simple) pasta dishes that were actually... edible! And the best part? Eating them al fresco, with a glass of local wine, overlooking that view. Heaven. Pure, unadulterated, carb-filled heaven.
Just a heads up: check the equipment list before you go. Make sure it has what you need. And definitely bring your own coffee pot if you're a caffeine addict like me. This is not a hotel, so there's no 24/7 coffee service. Sad face. But the local markets are fantastic – fresh produce, local cheeses, and the most amazing prosciutto you'll ever taste. So, stock up! You'll need it.
Okay, Castagneto Carducci. What's there to do? Is it just... relaxing? (Which, let's be honest, is sometimes boring.)
Relaxing is definitely the *main* activity. And trust me, you'll *need* it. But no, it's not *just* relaxing. Castagneto Carducci itself is a gem. It’s a tiny hilltop town, so it's perfect for wandering. Get lost in the winding streets, discover hidden piazzas, and soak up the atmosphere. The views are incredible too. Seriously, you're going to be posting photos of that view constantly. Sorry, not sorry!
There are some shops to explore, and the occasional gelato shop (prepare for an addiction!), and a few restaurants serving up the most amazing, authentic Tuscan food. Absolutely divine.
And, the best part? The area around Castagneto Carducci is *full* of things to do! Wine tasting (duh!), visiting other charming towns. Beaches are a short drive away. I spent a day at a beach cafe. It was so good that I went back the next day, and felt horrible guilt that I wasn't swimming in the pool anymore. So many things, but not enough time! It's really quite inspiring to think of going back!
Tell me about the details - is the bed comfortable? The bathroom functional? Little things matter!
Yes, the details! Okay, let's be practical. The bed: comfortable. Really comfortable. I slept like a baby. (Except for those darn mosquitos, they'd wake me up with their buzzing. Stupid things.) The bathroom: functional. Clean. Hot water, always a plus. Again, this isn't The Ritz, but everything works, and that's what matters.
I remember the first morning, opening the shutters and seeing the light, the trees, and the peace. Honestly, for a few seconds, the small imperfections seemed to vanish. The whole experience was great, and the details were a great part.