Escape to Paradise: Stunning Gesves Chalet with Roof Terrace & BBQ!
Escape to Paradise: Gesves Chalet - More Like a Gorgeous Dream (With a Few Quirks!) - My Honest Review
Okay, so I just hauled myself back from "Escape to Paradise: Stunning Gesves Chalet with Roof Terrace & BBQ!" and my brain's still trying to unscramble the sheer gorgeousness of it all. I'm talking levels of "wow" that actually made me audibly gasp more than once. This isn't your average hotel review, folks. This is a confession. A messy, slightly rambling, totally honest confession about a truly unforgettable escape. Buckle up.
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Let's Dive In (and Maybe Get a Little Tangled)
First things first: Accessibility. Ugh, this one's important. I'm happy to report that the description claims "Facilities for disabled guests" and "Wheelchair accessible." I didn't personally need to test this extensively, but the elevators and general layout looked incredibly accommodating. I'm talking wide hallways, no awkward door jams. Definitely worth checking directly with the chalet about specific needs, but from a visual perspective, it seemed pretty good.
The Internet - My Digital Lifeline (and Occasional Nemesis!)
Internet access, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Wi-Fi in public areas: Okay, Wi-Fi was generally excellent. I'm a digital nomad at heart, so this is crucial. I was able to stream Netflix on the roof terrace with absolutely zero buffering (a massive win!). The Internet [LAN] presumably existed, but I was living my best Wi-Fi life and didn’t even bother. The Wi-Fi for special events is a bonus, obviously. I'm assuming this means you could (hypothetically) throw a party and your guests could all Instagram their hearts out.
The Roof Terrace - My Unofficial Therapist.
Speaking of the roof terrace… swoon. I’m talking Terrace with a capital T. Seriously, just thinking about it makes my blood pressure drop. The BBQ was on hand (more on that later!), and the views? Oh. My. Word. It was a constant battle between wanting to stare into the distance and actually using the space. I spent hours up there, sipping local wine, reading, and just breathing in the fresh air. Pure bliss. I even managed to get some work done, despite the overwhelming temptation to do absolutely nothing. I feel the need to stop for a moment, it was like breathing a new beginning.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking… and the Occasional Regret
Okay, let's get real about the food situation. I’m a bit of a foodie, so I was invested in this. Here we go:
- Restaurants , A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Poolside Bar, Coffee shop, Snack bar, Bar. Plenty of Choice!
- Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Asian breakfast, Breakfast [buffet], Western breakfast. Buffet in restaurant, was good but…I was dreaming of the rooftop at all times.
- Alternative meal arrangement, Bottle of water, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant. I loved all the options!
The Poolside Bar? Genius. Picture it: sun, a cocktail, and a perfect view. It was hard not to overdo it on more than one occasion. The bar snacks were surprisingly delish. The Happy hour definitely helped me shake off any lingering work stress.
However, as happy and pleased as I could be, I confess. The first evening? We attempted the BBQ. The provided briquettes were, shall we say, challenging. Let's just say there was a bit of a smoky drama, and the only thing that was truly well-done was my sense of humility. We eventually prevailed (with the help of a very patient staff member who seemed to be everywhere, which is amazing!), but it was an experience.
Cleanliness & Safety – Because, You Know, 2023!
This is another area where the chalet crushed it. Seriously, from the moment you arrive, you feel safe and taken care of.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms
I was particularly impressed by the Staff trained in safety protocol. The staff were all so knowledgeable and helpful. The rooms were sanitized between stays, and it showed. Even the cutlery gleamed. I opted to have my room cleaned daily, and I can say that it was perfect!
Spa, Swimming, and Relaxation – Because, Duh!
Okay, this is where the "Escape to Paradise" really lives up to its name.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]
The Swimming pool [outdoor], was… well, I don't know how to describe it other than perfect. The Pool with view was everything it promised. Floating in the water, gazing at the scenery… pure zen. The Sauna, Spa, and Steamroom were all top-notch. I indulged in a massage that practically melted me into a puddle of happy goo. Honestly, I could have stayed in the spa area all day, every day. The Foot bath was the perfect way to end a day of exploring the region.
For the Kids – And The Kid in All of Us!
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal
I didn't personally use these services, but I saw families having an amazing time. The Kids facilities looked great, and the staff seemed genuinely welcoming to children.
Rooms – My Personal Oasis
The room situation was almost perfect.
- Available in all rooms, Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
My room was fantastic. I loved the Air conditioning, the Blackout curtains (essential for sleeping in!), and the comfy sofa that I practically lived on. The Coffee/tea maker was a lifesaver. The views from my window were amazing, giving fresh new meaning to the term "window that opens." The slippers were a nice touch. Having a bathrobe for the spa runs was fantastic. The In-room safe box was useful for keeping my valuables safe. However, I would have preferred better location of the sockets to the bed for phone charging!
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, **Conc
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is my Gesves adventure, and it's going to be a beautiful, chaotic, wonderfully messy ride. We're talking a Chalet with a roof terrace, garden, and BBQ in Gesves, Belgium. Let's see if my hopes and dreams survive the reality.
The Gesves Gauntlet: (A Tentative Plan – Let's be Honest, It'll Probably Change)
Day 1: Arrival and Altitude Adjustments (Both Physical and Mental)
14:00 - Errands and Existential Dread: Okay, so, getting to the Chalet from… well, from my life, is going to be a circus. I need supplies. Wine. Cheese. More wine. Chocolate. (Let's be honest, Belgium is a chocolate-fueled country, and I am here for it). I'm already feeling the pre-trip baggage of "Am I forgetting something?" and "Did I lock the damn door?" – the usual glorious anxieties of travel.
16:00 - Check-in and "Oh My God, This Place!" Moment: Fingers crossed the Chalet is even actually there. And that the pictures weren't heavily filtered Instagram lies. Okay, okay… deep breaths. Finding the key and actually figuring out how to get the front door unlocked is going to be a challenge. I have a knack for dropping keys or getting them stuck in locks.
16:30 - The Roof Terrace Reveal: If it's as good as it looks, I'm staying up there. Maybe. I'll need to conquer the fear-of-heights first. If the view is as breathtaking as I'm expecting, I might just spontaneously burst into tears. Happy tears, mind you. Then, maybe, a quick sprint to unpack, or at least find where the toilet is.
18:00 - BBQ Attempt Numero Uno (and probable failure): Seriously, I've seen my fair share of YouTube tutorials. But grilling? Never. This could be a disaster. I'm envisioning charred, undercooked meat, a smoky haze, and a desperate search for the local takeaway menu. But hey, if it all goes wrong, at least we'll have wine, right? Maybe I'll just stick to cheese and bread and eat in the garden, soaking it all in. I'm thinking about that view from the roof terrace again.
20:00 - Stargazing and Existential Rambling: Assuming the sky is clear (fingers crossed for no cloud cover!) I'll attempt to contemplate the universe from the roof terrace. I get all philosophical under the stars. Expect me to come up with some profound statements like, "Wow, the stars are pretty bright." And maybe a side of thinking "I should've brought more snacks."
Day 2: The Belgian Belly-Buster (and a Potential Meltdown)
- 09:00 (ish) - Breakfast Bonanza (or Hangover Havoc): Okay, let's be honest. This depends on the success (or lack thereof) of the wine the night before. I'm aiming for a leisurely breakfast of fresh bread, local cheese, and strong coffee. Reality check: more likely it will be a frantic search for painkillers and a desperate craving for greasy food.
- 10:00 (or later) - Exploring Gesves (assuming I'm not glued to the couch): Time to put on my walking shoes, which I hope I packed, and see what Gesves has to offer. I’ll wander around, get lost, and annoy the shopkeepers with my terrible French. Maybe I'll find a charming little cafe for a mid-morning coffee and a people-watching session.
- 13:00 - Lunch Fiasco: Let's face it, my first attempt to order lunch in French will be hilarious and I might have to just point at something on the menu. Whatever it is, I’ll have to try it, no matter what it is.
- 15:00 - The Garden of Dreams (and Mosquitoes): Time to find the garden. Hopefully, the garden is as lovely as it looks in the pictures. I'm hoping for a peaceful afternoon of reading, but am prepared for a battle with the local mosquito population. I will get eaten alive!
- 17:00 - The Great Cheese Debacle (Doubling Down): Okay, I am serious about cheese. Like, deeply serious. I'm going to find a local cheese shop. I'll embarrass myself trying to sample everything. I'll probably buy way too much cheese. And then, I will. eat. all. the. cheese. I will have a cheese-eating contest with myself. (Hopefully, the toilet holds up).
- 19:00 - BBQ Redemption (Maybe): Another BBQ attempt, but this time, I'm prepared. A pre-made salad from a local supermarket and a beer-on-hand. This time, I'm going to enjoy the whole process no matter what. I might not be a master chef, but I can definitely be a master griller of vegetables (or so I hope).
- 20:00 - Garden by Night: Wine, cheese, a blanket, and more stargazing. Absolute perfection.
Day 3: Day Trip Debacle (and Departure Dread)
- 09:00 - Waking up to… what now?: Did I actually sleep well? I need all the energy I can get, because Day 3 is probably going to be a wild ride.
- 10:00 - Heading out for day trip: Time for the real fun – driving in a totally foreign country. Fingers crossed I can actually find my way.
- 12:00 - The Touristing: Visit a historic site/castle/charming town, and definitely get lost. I'll try and make conversation with the locals; this should be entertaining for all involved.
- 15:00 - More Food: Because, obviously. Whatever is recommended.
- 17:00 - Return and Packing Panic: Sigh. It's time to pack. I will inevitably forget something important, like my charger. I will consider just staying. And. I. won't.
- 19:00 - Last Supper: A final, hopefully delicious meal at the Chalet, cherishing every last moment. It'll probably be half-eaten cheese, a stale baguette, and a bottle of wine. Bliss.
- 20:00 - Roof Terrace Farewell: One last look at the stars, a silent promise to return, and a bittersweet acceptance that this beautiful, messy trip is coming to an end.
Day 4: Adieu, Gesves! (And the Flight Home That I Pray Goes Smoothly)
- 09:00 - Say goodbye, and try and clean up. Did I leave a mess? Absolutely.
- 10:00 - Trip back. Bye bye, Belgium.
Important Notes (and Disclaimers):
- This is just a skeleton. My mood, the weather, and my general level of preparedness will dictate the actual itinerary. Spontaneity is key!
- Expect imperfections. I’m not a travel blogger; I’m just a person who likes to eat cheese, drink wine, and stare at the stars.
- My French is terrible. So, sorry in advance to any locals I encounter.
- I’ve probably forgotten something. Like, my toothbrush. I'm guaranteed to get lost.
- Above all, this is about having fun. If things go wrong, well, those are usually the best stories.
So, there you have it. My Gesves adventure, in all its unglamorous, wonderful glory. Wish me luck (I'll need it!). And keep your fingers crossed that the roof terrace is as amazing as it looks in the photos. Otherwise, I might just cry. Happy tears, hopefully. Or maybe wine-fueled sobs. Either way, it's going to be an experience.
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Escape to Paradise: Stunning Gesves Chalet with Roof Terrace & BBQ! - FAQs (Seriously Real Edition)
Okay, spill the tea. Is this place ACTUALLY as beautiful as the pictures? I'm skeptical!
How well-equipped is the kitchen? I'm a chef (in my own mind, at least).
Tell me about the local area. What is there to DO?
Is it pet-friendly? I need to bring my furry best friend, Bartholomew.
The Roof Terrace is the thing that got me hooked on this place. What is it *really* like to hang up there?
What is the cleaning situation? Do I have to scrub toilets on my vacation?
Are there any hidden costs I should know about?
