Viroinval Dream Home: 7-Person Paradise in Belgium!
Viroinval Dream Home: 7-Person Paradise in Belgium! - A Hot Mess Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just spent a week at the Viroinval Dream Home, and let me tell you, it was…an experience. This isn’t your polished, sterile travel blog review, folks. This is the raw, unfiltered truth, complete with my own brand of chaotic observations and emotional rollercoasters. Consider this a warning!
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Let's Dive In (and Possibly Get Lost!):
First off, the name? “Dream Home.” Bold. I mean, it is a lovely place but let's not get ahead of ourselves. It’s more like "Slightly-Faulty-But-Ultimately-Charming Home." But then again, is life ever truly a "dream"? I digress.
Accessibility: A Bit of a Mixed Bag (Literally, Like a Bag of Belgian Chocolates!)
Okay, this is important. I was travelling with my Aunt Millie, bless her, and she's in a wheelchair. The description said wheelchair accessible. And technically, they've got ramps and elevators. But here’s where things get…Belgian. The "accessible" bathroom was a touch cramped, and Millie nearly took out a towel rack (I mean, we’ve all been there, right?). The doors were a bit narrow. It’s not a completely accessible paradise, more a “strive-for-accessibility-and-got-most-of-it-right” kind of deal.
- Wheelchair Accessible? Mostly. But check those measurements carefully before you book.
- Elevator? Yes, which was a lifesaver.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Present, but could be improved.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Not that I saw.
Internet: Free Wi-Fi? Thank God! But Don't Expect Miracles!
Yes, thankfully, free Wi-Fi in all the rooms. Thank the digital gods! Because let's be honest, I need my Instagram fix. They also offered Internet [LAN], but who uses a cable these days? It's like wearing a Walkman. The Wi-Fi itself was…serviceable. Don't expect to simultaneously stream 4k movies while video-conferencing and uploading your entire photo library to the cloud. It's more functional, that's a plus. Wi-Fi in public areas was, again, fine. Perfectly fine. Not the blazing speeds of a NASA lab, but adequate for checking the weather and ordering a pizza.
Things To Do…and Ways To Relax…or Just Flail Around In Bliss!
Oh boy, where to begin! This is where Viroinval starts to shine, even amidst the slightly imperfect accessibility.
- Swimming Pool: The outdoor pool? Gorgeous. Perfect for floating around, pretending you're a glamorous movie star, and occasionally yelling at kids to stop splashing (that was me, I'm not gonna lie.) Beautiful view. It really was a selling point!
- Spa Stuff: Now, here's the part you really want to know about.
- Sauna: Ah, the sauna. After a long-ass day of navigating cobblestone streets in a city (like Brussels, or something), the sauna was exactly what I needed. A good sweat, a little “me” time, and suddenly all my little worries melted away. Bliss. (And yes, I judged a guy for hogging the top bench. It was a power move!)
- Steamroom: The steamroom. I'm not a massive steam room fan. But hey, options!
- Pool with View: Check!
- Massage: Didn’t get one. Regret. That's on me. But the option was there, which is a plus.
- Gym/Fitness: Not the most amazing gym I've ever seen, but better than nothing! I saw a couple of people using it.
- Spa/Sauna: The whole "Spa/Sauna" experience combined? Pretty good.
- Other Relaxing Options:
- Foot bath: Who doesn't love a foot bath?
- Body wrap / Body scrub: Didn’t try those either. Clearly, I was too busy…enjoying the sauna and pretending to be a lazy social media butterfly.
Cleanliness and Safety: My Hypochondriac Side Was (Mostly) Pleased!
Okay, this is crucial in the post-pandemic world. And Viroinval didn’t disappoint. I mean, the hotel's cleanliness was just a bit better than my apartment. I'm not a germaphobe, BUT…
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check!
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. I felt safe.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yep.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Absolutely.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed to be the case.
- First aid kit: Excellent, just in case.
- Individually-wrapped food options: The buffet had them, which was great.
However… (There's Always a "However," Isn't There?)
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I'm pretty sure the hotel's staff wouldn't hate me if I took a break from their cleaning. I definitely noticed not much change, however.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly observed, apart from the breakfast chaos, which was… memorable.
- Sterilizing equipment: Seemed to be present.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Belgian Way! (AKA: Calories, Glorious Calories!)
Oh, dear lord. The food. The food!
- Breakfast [buffet]: Alright, let's be real. The breakfast buffet was a highlight. The Asian breakfast options were a happy surprise. Delicious!
- A la carte in restaurant: Haven't tried it.
- Breakfast in room: Always a good option.
- Restaurants: Yes!
- Poolside bar: Perfect for a pre-swim cocktail.
- Snack bar: Well-stocked. A plus.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yes, and delicious!
- Western cuisine in restaurant: Also available.
- Alternative meal arrangement: The staff was fairly accommodating.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant/Coffee shop: Ahhh, coffee! A necessity for me.
- Desserts in restaurant: Delicious!
- Happy hour: Yes!
- Bottle of water: Always.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes! An excellent feature.
- Bar: Always!
- Buffet: The buffet was excellent.
- Salad in restaurant: Yes.
- Soup in restaurant: Yes.
- International cuisine in restaurant: More than enough options.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Yes!
Services and Conveniences: Useful, But Not Always Perfect
- Air conditioning in public area: Present.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Don't know, didn't use it.
- Business facilities: Available.
- Cash withdrawal: Present.
- Concierge: Yes!
- Contactless check-in/out: Absolutely.
- Convenience store: Yes.
- Currency exchange: Present.
- Daily housekeeping: YES!
- Doorman: A nice touch – made me feel fancy.
- Dry cleaning/Ironing service/Laundry service: Present.
- Elevator: Excellent.
- Essential condiments: They had 'em!
- Facilities for disabled guests: Could be better.
- Food delivery: The concierge was very helpful.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Great for last-minute gifts.
- Indoor venue for special events: Present.
- Invoice provided: Yes.
- Ironing service: Present.
- Luggage storage: Yep.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Didn't need them.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sterile, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is a real trip, to a holiday home in Viroinval, Belgium, for seven of us. We're a motley crew, ranging from the perpetually-hungry teenager to my Aunt Mildred, who swears she can communicate with pigeons. Let's see how this actually unfolds…
The "Optimistic" Itinerary (aka, what I hoped would happen):
Day 1: Arrival & Total Chaos (Like, Prepare-for-Impact Chaos)
- 14:00 - 15:00: Arrive at the holiday home. Unpack gracefully (lol, yeah right). Find the key…hopefully before the kids start fighting.
- 15:00 - 16:00: A quick grocery run to the local shop - bread and cheese heaven !
- 16:00 - 18:00: Settle in, explore the house, have a relaxed cup of coffee on our private terrace to soak in the view. "Ah, the beauty of the Belgian countryside!", i imagined.
- 18:00 - 21:00: Cook a delicious, home-cooked meal. Maybe Belgian fries? (duh!). Relax, chat, play board games. Laugh, bond, become a perfect little family unit. This is the dream!
Day 2: Adventure! (Emphasis on "Potential Disaster")
- 09:00: Wake up early, refreshed, ready for a hike. Yeah, right.
- 10:00 - 13:00: Hike in the Viroinval forest. Pack a picnic, take stunning photos, be one with nature. (Actually, maybe just survive the blisters).
- 13:00 - 14:00: Picnic lunch on the trail. (Hope nobody gets a tick).
- 14:00 - 17:00: Visit the local brewery or a chocolate shop (priorities!).
- 17:00 - 18:00: Relax back home.
- 19:00 - Late: Relaxed dinner, storytelling around a fireplace. Maybe Aunt Mildred will tell us about the pigeons.
Day 3: Culture Shock (and Cheesy Self-Indulgence)
- 09:00: Visit the charming village of … somewhere. (Need to look that up!).
- 10:00 - 13:00: Explore the shops, the church, the historic market square. Embrace the local culture. Pretend we're experts.
- 13:00 - 14:00: Lunch at a local café. (Will try that local beer…again)
- 14:00 - 16:00: Take a bicycle trip in the area.
- 16:00 - 18:00: A glass of local wine.
- 19:00: Dinner at home.
Day 4: Relax and Recharge (or, The Day We All Crack)
- Morning: Sleep in. (Bless us.)
- Afternoon: Spend the afternoon in a local spa. Take steam bath and sauna.
- Evening: Order take away because everyone is too tired from the spa.
Day 5: More Adventure! (Or, The Day We Regret Everything)
- Morning: More exploring of the region, maybe visiting another pretty village.
- Afternoon: Visit a local museum.
- Evening: Dinner and drinks.
Day 6: Time With Grandparents
- Morning: Breakfast, explore.
- Afternoon: Picnic.
- Evening: Dinner.
Day 7: Departure (Thank God)
- Morning: Pack, clean, say our goodbyes to the Belgian countryside (and each other).
- Afternoon: Drive back home.
Now, the Reality (or, The Slightly-Less-Shining Version):
Day 1: Arrival & Chaos (Nailed it!)
- Actual Time: Arrived at 16:30. Got lost. Twice. SatNav lady clearly hates us. Found the house, eventually, after a harrowing 2km stretch of single-track road.
- Unpacking: More like, a volcanic eruption of suitcases and bags. Teenager immediately claimed the best bedroom. Aunt Mildred announced, "There's a pigeon eyeing the balcony!" (She was right).
- Grocery Run: Went to the wrong shop. The one before it opened. Ended up with a bag of stale croissants and a mystery meat product.
- Settling In: Found the key. And the coffee machine which was broken. Took about an hour to work out the heating. The view from the terrace was lovely, but the kids were already squabbling over the Wi-Fi password.
- Dinner: Attempted a delicious meal. Disaster. Burnt the fries. The mystery meat product tasted like despair. Board games descended into accusations of cheating. Aunt Mildred claimed 'the pigeon' was judging our culinary skills.
Day 2: Adventure! (Emphasis on "Crying and Regret")
- Wake Up: 10:00 AM. Dragged myself out of bed. Everyone hungry.
- Hike: Found a mostly clear trail, after an hour of parking lot drama. The youngest sibling, refused to walk. Got lost again. The picnic was eaten, mostly by ants. Pictures? Only of us looking sweaty and grumpy. At least the countryside was nice.
- Brewery/Chocolate Shop: Turns out – closed. Ended up in a gift shop selling, things nobody needs!
- Evening: Had a takeaway. Aunt Mildred was convinced a pigeon kept tapping at the window. Said it was a sign. A sign of what, I don't know.
Day 3: Culture Shock (and Existential Dread)
- Village Visit: "Charming village," it was. "Quaint," they called it. I called it "a bit…dead." Stared at the church. Wondered about my life choices.
- Shops: Found a shop selling genuinely interesting Belgian lace. Bought a tablecloth. Felt briefly, inexplicably, happy.
- Lunch: The café was packed, and the waitress looked like she hated tourists (she wasn't wrong). That beer was nice though.
- Bicycle Trip: Everyone was too tired. Instead, the kids watched a movie.
- Wine: Drank a glass of wine. Feeling a little sentimental.
- Dinner: Another dinner. Aunt Mildred spent the evening trying to decipher pigeon language.
Day 4: Relax and Recharge (The Day We Break Down)
- Morning: Woke up with a slight headache.
- Afternoon: Could not find any local spa open! So. We relaxed at home.
- Evening: Ordering takeaway was a good idea!
Day 5: More Adventure! (The Day We're Over It)
- Morning: Found a pretty village. But it was raining.
- Afternoon: The museum had very weird sculptures.
- Evening: Dinner and drinks!
- Other evening Aunt Mildred has the best time communicating with the pigeons!
Day 6: Time With Grandparents
- Morning: Breakfast.
- Afternoon: We went for a picnic. It was lovely.
- Evening: Good meal.
Day 7: Departure (Sweet Release!)
- Morning: Packed, cleaned (ish). The teenage boy had lost his passport. Found it in the fridge. Said our goodbyes to the Belgian countryside (and each other, who had clearly done some soul-searching).
- Afternoon: Got lost again. The SatNav lady was definitely giggling this time. We got home.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- The pigeon situation. Aunt Mildred is obsessed. I swear, I caught her having a full conversation with it. Made me think about whether I should start learning pigeon language.
- The cheese in Belgium is…intense. In a good way. And in a, "my arteries are screaming" way.
- The constant rain. It's beautiful, but damn, I miss the sun.
- The kids… Well. Let's just say, the phrase "Are we there yet?" was uttered no fewer than 47 times. Over the course of 7 days.
- I did almost catch a glimpse of pure joy. One moment, walking in the forest. One moment in the chocolate shop. One moment laughing with my family.
Messy Structure & Occasional Rambles:
This trip was not perfect. It was chaotic, messy, and sometimes downright frustrating. There were moments I wanted to scream. There were moments I just wanted to crawl back into bed. The perfect Pinterest-y version I initially envisioned was shattered. But! Amidst the chaos, the wrong turns, the burnt fries, the pigeon antics
Escape to Paradise: Borgo Belvedere's Stunning Belvilla Awaits!
Viroinval Dream Home: Your Questions Answered (or at least, my attempt at it!)
Okay, so "Viroinval Dream Home"... sounds fancy. Is it *actually* dreamy?
Dreamy? Hmm. Look, I’m gonna be honest. When you see those glossy photos… well, they're good. *Real* good. They make you think of lazy afternoons bathed in sunlight, maybe sipping rosé and discussing… existential stuff, I guess? With a view like that, what else are you supposed to do? It’s not a *lie*, mind you. The views are stunning. Seriously, breathtaking. Especially after you've had a *few* local beers. But “dreamy”? That depends on your definition. My dream usually involves a solid eight hours of sleep, but rarely happens when I'm excited about exploring a new place. This place offers that quiet solitude, but also gives you the temptation to explore. So, yes, it *can* be dreamy. It just requires a certain… tolerance for chaos. And maybe a good book. Or two.
7-Person Paradise? Who are these lucky seven? And is it *actually* comfortable for that many people?
Okay, the "7-person paradise" bit? Maybe a *slight* exaggeration. We crammed seven people in there. It's doable. It's… cozy. Let's just say you get *intimate* with your travel companions. The bedrooms are decent, don't get me wrong, but the bathrooms? Well, let's just say the morning rush hour resembled a particularly frantic rugby scrum. And remember, my wife and I woke up really late one time. The "luxury" of it all... I just don't do luxury. And frankly? Some of us (ahem, me) had a few close calls missing the morning rush altogether! Comfortable? Yes, *mostly*. Expect some logistical juggling. Bring earplugs if you value your shut-eye. And maybe a referee's whistle to call time out on the bathroom hoggers.
The view... I keep seeing pictures of the view. Is it really *that* spectacular?
Oh. My. God. THE VIEW. Seriously, stop scrolling through the pictures and just go. It's the kind of view that makes you want to… I don’t know… write poetry? (I don’t write poetry, by the way. My poetic endeavours usually end with me rhyming “cat” with “hat” and then promptly falling asleep.) But the point is, it's *that* kind of view. It's the reason you book this place. You could sit on the terrace all day, with your jaw permanently agape, watching the clouds do their thing. Actually, I *did* sit on the terrace for hours. Just… staring. It was therapy, folks. Cheaper than therapy, anyway - even if your therapist is good. This is the *one* thing that *absolutely* lives up to the hype. The view is the star of the show, the headline act, the reason you'll forgive all the minor inconveniences.
What’s the kitchen like? Can you actually *cook* there?
The kitchen... Ah, the kitchen. It's functional. It has the basics. I wouldn't recommend attempting to recreate a Michelin-star chef's masterpiece in there, but you can definitely whip up a decent meal. The best and most memorable part of the kitchen: The huge glass window looking out at the view! We had the kids there, and they were able to see the view. So, we made spaghetti. It was a mess. Spaghetti sauce everywhere. We're talking on the ceiling, on the floor, on the kids. The kitchen *survived*, thankfully. We may or may not have gone through an entire roll of paper towels. Yes, you can cook. And yes, you might need a HAZMAT suit afterwards. But hey, that's life, right? Especially on vacation.
Is there anything to *do* in the area, besides, you know, staring at the view?
Ah, yes, the dreaded "things to do" question. Look, Viroinval isn't exactly a bustling metropolis. But that’s kind of the point! It's about peace and quiet. However, there are hiking trails (gorgeous hiking trails!), charming little villages to explore, and, of course, the lure of Belgian chocolate and beer (which, frankly, is a perfect "activity" in itself!). We went for a hike one day. It started off great. The sun was shining, the birds were singing. Then, we took a wrong turn. Ended up completely lost, wandering through a forest, swatting mosquitoes the size of small cars. It was… an adventure, alright. Bring a map. And maybe some bug spray. But yeah, you can find stuff to do. Just embrace the slower pace. And the occasional navigational mishap.
What about amenities? Is there Wi-Fi? A washing machine? Are there towels?
Right, the practicalities. Yes, there's Wi-Fi. It's… functional. Okay, it's probably better than the Wi-Fi at my own house. But don't expect lightning-fast speeds. You're there to escape the internet, right? (That’s what I *told* myself, anyway, while frantically checking my emails at 3 AM.) Yes, there's a washing machine. Thank God. Because, spaghetti! (See above.) And… yes, there are towels. Enough towels. Or at least, enough *clean* towels. I can't fully remember the laundry experience; it's all a blur. The kitchen and laundry are pretty standard in the house compared to the rest of the house. So maybe it's best to just bring your own… just in case. Better safe than sorry, yeah?
Any hidden fees or unexpected costs I should know about?
Hidden fees? Well, I didn't stumble upon anything *too* sneaky, but always read the fine print, my friend. It's like, make sure you understand the cleaning fee. And maybe double-check if utilities (like electricity) are included -- sometimes those things can catch you by surprise. One thing I *will* say: factor in the cost of all that delicious Belgian beer and chocolate. It adds up! And possibly the cost of replacing your wardrobe after you have a spaghetti-related incident.
Overall, would you recommend this place? And would you go back?
Okay, the big question. Would I recommend the Viroinval Dream Home? Yes. Absolutely. Despite the chaos (and the spaghetti). Despite the shared bathrooms. Despite the potential forStay Collective
