Unbelievable Noord-Holland Apartment: Bergen's Hidden Gem Awaits!
Unbelievable Noord-Holland Apartment: Bergen's Hidden Gem… Sort Of? (A VERY Honest Review)
Okay, let's be real. I've stayed in places where the "hidden gem" title felt more like a cruel joke. But this… this Unbelievable Noord-Holland Apartment in Bergen? Well, it's got layers. And like an onion, those layers sometimes make you cry (mostly from the sheer joy of a fabulous massage, but we'll get to that).
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First off: The Accessibility Question… And a Quick Rant (Sorry, Not Sorry!)
Right, let's get this out of the way. Accessibility: The listing says "Facilities for disabled guests." Now, I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I always try to think about these things. And… I'd say proceed with CAUTION. The listing doesn't give specific details, and from what I gathered, it might be difficult for those with major mobility issues to get around Bergen generally, especially with all the cobblestones. I wish they’d be more specific because that is important for people to know before they book!
Arrival – The Giddy Anticipation & the Initial "Huh?"
Pulling up to the apartment, it does look… nice! Picturesque, even. Clean lines, fresh-looking paint. The exterior corridor situation is standard. The CCTV made me feel a bit better about security, though I did notice the cameras also had some problems, like when the sun hit them they would get a bit blurry. And as for Check-in/out [express], I'm not sure how, I had to wait a bit longer than I expected to receive the keys, but the host was friendly!
Getting Around (and Why You Might Need a Bike… Or a Lot of Patience)
Car park [free of charge]? YES! A massive win. Finding parking in Bergen can be a nightmare, so that's already a huge tick. There's also Bicycle parking, which is perfect because Bergen and the surrounding areas are cycling heaven. They even have a Car power charging station! Smart. But, good luck trying to get around without a car. I can't comment much, as I had a car, but I'm pretty sure, there wouldn't be the Taxi service to be found.
The Apartment Itself – The "Unbelievable" Part… Maybe?
Inside? Yes. Pretty darn impressive. The Air conditioning was a godsend because it was scorching hot when I visited. The Internet access – wireless was, as promised, Wi-Fi [free] and worked like a dream throughout the apartment and there was even Internet access – LAN in the room! Bonus! I loved having the separate shower/bathtub. The bathtub was perfect for a long soak after a long day of walking the town and beach. The bed was comfy, had a desk, there was a closet to keep things in and it wasn't a small space either. There were plenty of towels and linens. The blackout curtains actually worked – a rare treat! A refrigerator was great for keeping drinks cold. There was a Coffee/tea maker, which I made use of very, very often. The complimentary tea was a nice touch, as was the Free bottled water.
The Amenities – Where Things Get REALLY Good… and a Little Strange:
Okay, this is where the "Unbelievable" starts to feel… earned!
- SPA & WELLNESS: Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Pool with view (outdoor), Swimming pool [outdoor] and… even a Foot bath! This is my kind of apartment. Especially after a long day walking around town, I was able to relax and unwind so much. The pool with a view was STUNNING, I spent a lot of time just sitting in the water staring at the sky. I heard the Body scrub was good too! I didn't try it, but my friend did, and she said it was lovely.
- The Massage (or, My Personal Heaven): Seriously. Book a massage. Now. They're incredible. I had a deep tissue massage, and it was probably the best massage of my life. The masseuse was friendly, professional, and clearly knew her stuff. I had a lot of muscle knots and she worked them all out!
- The Fitness center, Gym/fitness : I had no time for this, but the view was beautiful.
- For the Kids - Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal I didn't have a kid with me, but I did see a lot of other people and family with kids in the area.
Dining – A Mixed Bag (And Please, More Coffee!)
- Restaurants, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Dessert in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant: The apartment has a restaurant, it wasn't anything to write home about to be honest. The Breakfast [buffet] was pretty good, but I'm a coffee fiend, and the Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop was a bit… weak. Needed more caffeine!
- Room service [24-hour]: A definite plus, especially after a long day of exploring.
- Poolside bar, Bar, Snack bar: Sadly, missing out, but there were many restaurants downtown.
Cleanliness & Safety – Essential in These Times!
The apartment felt clean. There were plenty of signs that they were taking things seriously, with Daily disinfection in common areas and Professional-grade sanitizing services. The use of Anti-viral cleaning products was reassuring. And Room sanitization opt-out available felt good to know. I saw Hand sanitizer stations everywhere.
Service & Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Difference
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent. Always had it.
- Concierge: The concierge was very helpful and gave me some great tips on the local area.
- Laundry service: Convenient.
- Currency exchange: Nice to have on-site.
- Contactless check-in/out: Very smooth.
- Cashless payment service: A modern touch.
The Quirks… Because No Place is Perfect!
- The "Shrine": Okay, I'm not going to lie, there was a small, somewhat random shrine in a corner of the apartment. I’m not sure what it was there for. I just left it alone. Adding to the quirkiness of the whole experience.
- Soundproof rooms: Not as great as I had hoped.
My Final Verdict?
This apartment is a bit like a box of chocolates – you never quite know what you’re going to get! But I'd go back. The location is fantastic, amenities are great. The massage alone is worth the price of admission. Just go in with an open mind, a sense of humor, and a willingness to embrace the quirks.
Rating: 4.2 out of 5 stars (Minus points for the coffee and accessibility clarification needed). It's a hidden gem, but not perfectly hidden. But definitely worth the trip!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my "Stunning Apartment in Noord-Holland w/ Bergen Netherlands" adventure. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and enough cheese to fuel a small nation.
Day 1: Arrival, Utter Bliss, and the Realization I Forgot Toothpaste (Ugh)
- Afternoon (ish): Landed at Schiphol. Let's be honest, the airport felt like a giant IKEA, blessedly organized. Smuggle my way out of all the crowd, even if i had to hide in the bathroom. The train to Alkmaar was smooth – a good omen! I swear, the Dutch make public transport a luxury. Now I'm at the rental car agency, I needed to fill the tank, but what I am finding is that I have to find my car and find directions, what a nightmare.
- Late Afternoon: Finally, the keys! The drive north was a blur of windmills, perfectly manicured fields, and that intoxicating "Dutch air" smell (it's a thing, trust me). Then… I found it. The "Stunning Apartment." Pictures do NOT do it justice. Seriously, my jaw actually dropped. Big windows, a fireplace, the whole shebang. I immediately unpacked, threw my bag on the bed and went to take a shower.
- Evening: Ugh. The blissful glow was shattered. Apparently, "unpacking" didn't include packing a toothbrush. Face, meet regret. After much internal debate (and a quick mental inventory of possible alternatives – twigs? Leftover coffee grounds?), I did a late-night dash to the local supermarket. My attempts at Dutch were… well, let's just say the cashier looked at me like I'd sprouted a second head. Success! Armed with a toothbrush and a newfound appreciation for Google Translate, I collapsed in bed, utterly wrecked but also ridiculously happy.
Day 2: Cheese Dreams, Beach Bumming, and the Case of the Missing Mustard
- Morning: Woke up to the sound of seagulls and sunshine streaming through the window. This is the life! First priority: cheese. Alkmaar's cheese market? OH. MY. GOD. The sheer volume of Gouda, Edam, and other cheeses I couldn't even pronounce was overwhelming. The cheese-carrying guys in the traditional outfits? Hilarious to watch, and they really seem to enjoy their job. I bought way too much. My suitcase is going to reek. But it's worth it.
- Midday: Bergen aan Zee! The beach! This is why I booked this place. Sand between my toes, salty air, and the sound of the waves. I spent hours just staring at the North Sea. It's… massive. And cold. I tried to be brave and go in, but I chickened out and only waded knee-deep. Baby steps, right?
- Afternoon: Picnic time! I packed a feast of cheese, bread, and some questionable-looking pickles I found at the supermarket. Now, I needed mustard. In fairness, I thought the supermarket would have a variety of mustard, it did, but I did not know how to spell it, so, I did not have any. I ended up having to choose a different condiment, a type of vinegar which, I must admit, was not that bad.
Day 3: Art, Windmills, and a Serious Conversation with a Cow
- Morning: The Stedelijk Museum in Amsterdam. Look, I know I should probably see some more traditional art, but hey, I'm here to see whatever takes my eye.
- Afternoon: Zaanse Schans. Windmills galore! And clogs. They're selling them everywhere. I did buy a pair. I doubt I'll ever wear them outside of the comfort of this rental apartment, but you just have to. It's the law. But the windmills? Utterly mesmerizing. I got lost in the history, the mechanics, the sheer beauty of them. I even had a surprisingly intense conversation with a particularly grumpy-looking cow. Don't judge.
- Evening: One of the best restaurants in Bergen. I am not going to say the name, I should not be giving away my secret. But I will say, I fell so hard for the food there. A long conversation with an adorable local, who told me the best places to hide if the government does not allow me to leave the country.
Day 4: Regrets, Reflections, and (Probably) More Cheese
- Morning: Packing up. Already. It feels like I just got here. Where did the time go? The apartment, its glorious view, the smell of bread and cheese and wind and water, the feeling of simply existing here… it all seems like a dream.
- Late Morning: Thinking back on the trip, I'm filled with emotion. All of it. There were small moments of worry of being alone, of speaking with no one. However, after a long walk, and a deep conversation with myself, I remembered I am not alone, I made friends. I am happy.
- Afternoon: Probably going to order more cheese to take with me.
So, there you have it. My messy, imperfect, and utterly wonderful adventure in Noord-Holland. Will I come back? Absolutely. Next time, though, I'm double-checking for that darn toothbrush. And maybe brushing up on my Dutch. Or at least, the important words like "cheese," "windmill," and "where's the mustard?"
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