Ski-In/Ski-Out Luxury: Your Dream Apartment Awaits in St. Margarethen!
Slopeside Serenity, or Sanitary Hell? A Review of Ski-In/Ski-Out Luxury: Your Dream Apartment Awaits in St. Margarethen! (My Slightly Chaotic Thoughts)
Okay, folks, buckle up. This isn't your typical polished travel review. This is the raw, unfiltered, slightly-too-honest account of my stay at the "dream apartment" in St. Margarethen, promised in the breathless title. They promised luxury…well, let's untangle this mess.
First, let's be honest, the name is a mouthful. I was so ready to be wowed.
The Good (and the Great, and Then Some Really Questionable):
Let's start with the obvious: Accessibility. They claim to cater for accessibility. The website blurb was promising. Now, while I don't personally require extensive assistance, I always keep an eye out for this. And… well, it's a mixed bag. Yes, there's an elevator. Thank GOD. No one wants to haul luggage up those mountain-high stairs after a day of skiing, right? But some areas seemed a little… optimistic about what constitutes “accessible.” I’ll leave it at that.
The ski-in/ski-out access? Amazing. Pure, unadulterated bliss. You step out, clip in, and voila! Fresh powder (most of the time) and no schlepping. This is, frankly, what you’re paying for. And it delivered. Pure, joyful freedom. I seriously considered just living on the slopes the whole time.
And the internet? Okay, so free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet [LAN] option were there, which is great. The speed was decent enough to upload some pictures and stream some Netflix (necessary for the post-skiing coma), I was able to upload a whole bunch of pictures without trouble. But let's be real, who's logging into a LAN in 2024 unless you’re some kind of tech wizard? The Wi-Fi in public areas was also decent – no complaints there.
Pampering Paradise (Mostly):
The spa/sauna, and the offerings were… well, a mixed bag, like the weather that changed at the drop of a snowflake. The sauna itself was divine. Pure, sweating-out-the-stress-and-the-gluhwein magic. The Steamroom was also lovely. But… the massage? Oh, the massage. That was the highlight. I opted for the "Alpine Melt," and it was truly therapeutic. The masseuse, a woman named Ingrid (who, for the record, looked like she’d wrestled bears and won), managed to knead away knots I didn't even know I had. Best money I spent, hands down.
The pool with a view? Sigh. Utterly Instagrammable. Floating in warm water, gazing out at the snow-dusted peaks… it's what dreams are made of. Although, the "view" was partially obscured by some errant cloud sometimes. But I wasn't complaining. Neither was my camera.
However, the fitness center… let's just say it felt like an afterthought. A couple of rusty machines in the corner, a treadmill that looked older than me. You could work out, but it wasn't exactly inspiring.
Food, Glorious Food (and Some Questionable Choices):
Alright, let's talk grub. The restaurants have potential. There's a Western cuisine in restaurant. And the Asian cuisine in restaurant was interesting, I guess. I like the choice -- but I don't know, I went with the Asian food and it was a bit… well, "interpretation" might be the kindest word. Maybe stick with what they know.
The Breakfast [buffet] was respectable. The usual suspects. The coffee/tea in restaurant was decent, but nothing to write home about. The Poolside bar was fun, but a tiny bit overpriced.
And the room service [24-hour]. Well, that was a lifesaver. Especially after a particularly hard day on the slopes. Nothing beats ordering a pizza at midnight in your bathrobe. Though, I did get a slightly weird look when I requested extra garlic.
Oh and there was a Snack bar too, but didn't use it.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Covid Circus (and I'm Not a Fan):
Okay, here's where things get… complicated. They are REALLY pushing the Cleanliness and safety thing. And while I appreciate the effort, it felt borderline obsessive. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere. I get it. COVID. But… I'm trying to relax. I felt like I was living in a hospital.
The Room sanitization opt-out available seemed a bit late considering the constant barrage of disinfection. I asked them to skip my room, the amount of cleaning felt like a bit much.
They also have Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I found it all a little… much.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the “Why?”:
The Daily housekeeping was impeccable. Seriously, my room was sparkling. The Concierge was helpful, albeit a tad condescending at times. ("Yes, madam, I believe we can arrange a taxi for you.") The Luggage storage was a lifesaver, especially on check-out.
The Air conditioning in public area was great. Necessary. Because, you know, the sun sometimes shines. You need the air-con. The Car park [free of charge] was a huge plus.
But then there were some… oddities. A Shrine. Seriously? In the hotel? I’m no prude, but it felt out of place. And a Gift/souvenir shop that sold, inexplicably, taxidermied squirrels. I kid you not. A squirrel. It was… well, it was something.
There's also Business facilities there, like a Xerox/Fax in the Business center. Like, actual fax machines. This is 2024, people.
And speaking of oddities… They have a proposal spot. It's right there on the list! Now, if they could make it a more romantic getaway…
For the Kids (And Me, Honestly):
The Family/child friendly was there, with a Babysitting service. There are also Kids facilities. I didn't travel with kids, but I kept an eye out. Seemed like they were doing their best to accommodate.
Getting Around (And Why I Almost Got Lost):
The Airport transfer was smooth. The Car park [on-site] was easy to use and free. The Taxi service was reliable, if a bit pricey. It's the Bicycle parking that threw me. Did you expect to cycle, in the snow?
In-Room Amenities: The Details (Some Good, Some Slightly Eerie):
Okay, the apartment itself. Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Yep. Bathtrobes? Oh, yes. Lovely and fluffy. Bathrobes - perfect for the sauna! The Coffee/tea maker. I'd call it okay. I'm a coffee addict so I quickly got my own french press. The Desk was functional. The Extra long bed was amazing. I could stretch out like a starfish. Internet access – wireless was there, but I stuck with LAN.
The Mini bar was well-stocked, but again, the prices were a little… enthusiastic. The Refrigerator kept my water cold. The Safe box did its job. The Soundproofing was excellent – a necessity, let me tell you. The Slippers were comfortable. The Wake-up service was… effective, if a tad abrupt.
The Glitches (Because Nothing's Perfect):
Look, it wasn’t a perfect stay. The décor was… well, let’s call it unique. A lot of wood paneling. A lot of… questionable art choices. The Room decorations were… trying. I had a picture of a very sad-looking deer overlooking my bed. I ended up turning it to the wall.
The Staff trained in safety protocol, but sometimes it felt like they also forgot how to smile.
The Verdict: Worth It? (With Reservations):
Would I go back? Maybe. The ski-in/ski-out access, the spa, the amazing massage, the comfortable bed… those are all strong points. The location is unbeatable. But the overkill on the COVID protocols, the slightly quirky décor, the questionable Asian food… and the taxidermied squirrel… they give me pause. If you're looking for pristine, hyper-sanitized perfection, this might be your place. If you're looking for a little more… character… well, tread cautiously. You might end up face-to-face with a very sad deer, too. Ultimately, skiing St. Margarethen from Ski-In/Ski-Out Luxury (as the apartment is
Unbelievable Braunlage Ski Chalet: HUGE Holiday Home Awaits!Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your sterile, perfectly-planned travel guide. This is my trip to Sankt Margarethen im Lungau, Austria. Expect snow, schnitzel, and probably a few meltdowns (mostly mine). Let's dive in!
My Slightly Disorganized, Utterly Human Adventure: Sankt Margarethen Im Lungau
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Apartment Debacle (and Delicious Redemption)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Ugh. Woke up at stupid o'clock. Flight from somewhere, probably. Hated the airport. Hated the airplane food. Contemplated becoming a hermit. But, coffee is life, so… survival mode activated.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM approx.): Arrived in Sankt Margarethen! Yay! And then… the apartment. Okay, it looked lovely online. Pictures are liars, people! It's… well, let's just say "charming" in the same way a slightly dilapidated farmhouse is charming. The keys were in the wrong place. The Wi-Fi password was scribbled on a napkin in German, which I, of course, speak with the fluency of a confused pigeon. Angst. So much angst.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM ish): After a minor (okay, major) freakout about the lack of coffee maker and a desperate phone call to the "manager" (who sounded suspiciously like a teenager), finally figured out the heating (after accidentally turning it on full blast and melting my scarf). Also, found the coffee! Victory!
- Evening (7:00 PM): The real reward: Found the local Gasthof (restaurant), Brauhaus. Ordered a schnitzel the size of my head. Ate it. Felt better. Like, much better. The beer? Divine. Met a local who, bless his heart, tried (and failed) to teach me some basic Austrian phrases. I mostly ended up laughing and making a fool of myself, which, let's be honest, is becoming my travel specialty.
- Later, Later (9:00 PM): Stumbled back to the apartment, slightly tipsy, and, dare I say, content. Okay, maybe I am starting to love this place. The snow-covered mountains outside my window… yeah, okay, it's pretty freaking magical.
Day 2: Skiing (or, My Humbling Experience on Two Slivers of Plastic)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Okay, skis. Boots. Instructor. This is it. My first taste of "real" skiing. Let me preface this by saying: I'm clumsy. Like, bordering-on-acrobatic-failure clumsy.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM): The instructor, a patient chap named Franz, gave me the basics. Apparently, "pizza" and "french fries" weren't just food, but crucial ski maneuvers. Who knew? I spent most of the lesson looking like a bewildered penguin trying to escape a snowdrift.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): A well-deserved break (and a plate of Kaiserschmarrn – shredded pancake – heaven!). Watched the "real" skiers effortlessly glide down the slopes with a mixture of awe and envy.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Back to the slopes. Attempted a very slow and wobbly run, went down on my butt. Twice. I was starting to feel the burn (not just physical, the shame, too). My helmet, I discovered, absorbed the brunt of my falls like a champ. Franz was starting to look a little worried.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Gave up on the "gliding" part and embraced the art of the controlled slide. Found a tiny little slope that I, with a lot of concentration and a few near-death wobbles, managed to navigate. Progress!
- Evening (7:00 PM): Back at Brauhaus. Schnitzel again, because why mess with perfection? This time, feeling a mix of pride and bruised absurdity. Chatting with the locals again, mostly miming my skiing "achievements". Lots of good-natured laughter. And more beer.
Day 3: Exploring and the Unforeseen Beauty of a Simple Hike
- Morning (10:00 AM): Decided to give the skis a break. My body and pride needed it. Explored the village. Found a tiny, ridiculously charming bakery. Bought a Apfelstrudel (apple strudel) that I swear, made me cry from happiness.
- Late Morning (11:00 AM): Spoke a very questionable German with the baker. Learned the word “Wunderbar”.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Found a trail with a path, so I went for a hike. Didn't have a map. Didn't know where I was going. Didn't care. Followed the trail. The snow was pristine. The air was crisp. Saw a deer! Felt… utterly, wonderfully, incredibly peaceful.
- Later Afternoon (3:00 PM): Spent a small fortune purchasing some overpriced souvenirs for my friends.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Prepared a rudimentary meal back at the apartment, which mostly involved heating up leftovers.
- Later, Later (9:00 PM): Was finally able to stream something on the tv. Slept early.
Day 4: The Day I Learned to Appreciate Failure, and the Mountain
- Morning (9:00 AM): Back on the slopes. Determined to conquer at least one slightly bigger slope (maybe).
- Late Morning (10:00 AM): Managed to almost make it down a slightly bigger slope. By "almost" I mean, I fell a lot. And got stuck in a snow pile.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch break. Sat by the window and watched the other skiers. This time, I didn’t envy them. Found a new appreciation for the little things, the joy of the sunshine, the feel of the cold snow.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM): Gave up. Seriously. Couldn't quite get over the fear. But, I didn’t wallow. Instead, I took a walk. Watched the skiers. Realized that I was happy with the small slope that had been my playground.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Back in Brauhaus. I had a different kind of confidence. The place felt like home.
- Later, Later (9:00 PM): Packing. Feeling a bittersweet mix of relief and sadness. I grew to love this place in its own way. The snow, the schnitzel, the slightly quirky apartment (and the coffee maker!), the people. It was perfect in its imperfections. Austria, I'll be back.
Day 5: Farewell (and the Airport Debacle, Part 2)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Checked out of the apartment. (Much easier this time). Said goodbye to the manager. Packed my bags.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM approx.): Airport. The worst part. It was cold, crowded, and delayed.
- Evening (5:00 PM): Finished writing this itinerary, hoping it was some kind of summary.
- Later, Later (6:00 PM): Back home. Sigh.