Dubrovnik Dream: Luxury Apartment with Private Balcony!
Dubrovnik Dream: Luxury Apartment with Private Balcony! - A Messy, Honest Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Dubrovnik, and let me tell you, it was… something. And the Dubrovnik Dream: Luxury Apartment with Private Balcony? Well, that was even more something. Let's dive in, shall we? And trust me, this isn't your sterilized, corporate review. This is real life, baby.
Accessibility – Navigating the Narrow Streets (and My Own Clumsiness)
Now, I’m not in a wheelchair, but I am known to trip over air. So, accessibility is always a consideration. Finding the apartment itself was an adventure, a winding maze of cobblestone streets. Great for Instagram, less great for luggage. Thankfully, there's an elevator in the building, which was a lifesaver for our aching backs (and my ever-present fear of stairs). I did notice Facilities for disabled guests, which is promising, but I can't speak to their specific offerings. The exterior corridor approach was a bit… exposed to the elements, but hey, drama!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – More Food Than I Deserved (Probably)
Alright, confession time: I ate everything. The A la carte in restaurant was tempting, but honestly, I was too busy gorging myself on the Breakfast [buffet]. It was… glorious. Omelets cooked to order, fresh fruit, the works. It was the perfect fuel for wandering the city walls and sweating in the Croatian sun. They also had Breakfast takeaway service – a true godsend for those sleepy mornings when leaving your Air conditioning was just an overwhelming prospect. There were, of course, the usual suspects: Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, etc. I also tried the Asian cuisine in restaurant…it was interesting. Let's just say, I think the Croatian chefs have their strengths elsewhere. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver in the afternoons. Imagine: icy cocktails, a stunning view, and the gentle thrum of pure, unadulterated relaxation. Good times. I didn’t utilize the room service [24-hour], because I had other nefarious plans for my evening.
Cleanliness and Safety – Feeling Safe (and Slightly Paranoid)
They are serious about hygiene here, which, in these times, I greatly appreciated. Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Staff trained in safety protocol. Felt like an actual spa treatment of safety. They even had Anti-viral cleaning products and Professional-grade sanitizing services. I mean, I was practically living in a bubble of cleanliness. The Rooms sanitized between stays made me feel safe. It’s nice knowing someone actually cared about my germs (or lack thereof). Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: was mostly observed. But let’s be honest, you can’t control the masses. But hey, at least the staff did their best. Room sanitization opt-out available: Nice touch.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Spa Days and Sweaty Gyms
Okay, the apartment itself has a Pool with view which is simply divine. The ultimate escape from reality. I spent more time in it than I care to admit. I'm pretty sure I had a serious case of "pool hair" for the entire trip. The Spa/sauna sounded tempting, but I am a firm believer that I am capable of creating my own sauna effect simply by walking in the sun. They had a Fitness center as well, but, well… let’s just say I did more walking than working out. I may have considered a Body scrub just to rub away the guilt. They also had a Massage, which I strongly considered. Alas, I was too busy enjoying the sun, and I've got a bad case of "forgetting" to plan ahead.
Services and Conveniences – From Groceries to Goodbyes (and a Few Frustrations)
The Concierge was amazing. Seriously, they could find me an alligator in a library. Need a taxi? Done. Restaurant reservation? No problem. They even managed to score me tickets to a local concert, which was a brilliant experience that made me cry (happy tears.) The Daily housekeeping was a gift from the heavens, I’m not gonna lie. I also highly appreciated the Laundry service, because I packed like a hoarder (and probably looked like one by the end of the trip.)
I did have to utilize the Cash withdrawal - because, frankly, trying to pay for things sometimes was akin to speaking a language I don't understand.
Available in all rooms Air conditioning – This was the only thing that saved me during the hottest points of the day. No joke. Desk – I barely used it, but it’s there. Refrigerator – Stocked with drinks (and maybe a rogue piece of cheese that I forgot about).
For the Kids – Babysitting, and the Trials of Travel
Didn't travel with children, but the fact they had Babysitting service and other Kids facilities is a huge plus. The place seems family-friendly.
Getting Around – Airport Transfers and the Great Unknown
The Airport transfer was spot-on. The driver knew exactly where to go, and I avoided a messy public transport experience. The Car park [on-site] seemed safe, and I definitely got some exercise walking up the hills to get myself there.
The Little Things – From Coffee Makers to Complimentary Tea
The apartment itself? Gorgeous. Spacious. And that Private balcony? Chef's kiss. Seriously. I spent hours out there, sipping coffee, reading, and basking in the incredible views. It was my little slice of Croatian paradise. The Coffee/tea maker was a necessary addition to my life, and the Complimentary tea felt like a thoughtful touch. I appreciated the Free bottled water (hydration is key!), the Bathrobes, the Slippers, and the Toiletries. They even had a Hair dryer, which saved me from looking like a drowned rat in every photo. The Internet access – wireless worked well and I stayed connected to the outside world. The Seating area was comfy, and made for a great spot for an evening drink. The Smoke alarms were there, making me feel safe.
There's a Non-smoking policy, which is great and important to me. They had a Mirror, which I definitely used more than necessary. They even had a Wake-up service, just in case I drank too many cocktails.
The Verdict:
Would I go back? Absolutely. Despite the occasional minor hiccup (like my brief and unfortunate encounter with a seagull), the Dubrovnik Dream apartment was a fantastic base for exploring this beautiful city. The positives – the view, the location, the pool, the buffet – far outweighed any negatives. It wasn’t perfect, but honestly, that’s part of the charm. It was real, it was memorable, and I’m already dreaming of my next trip. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to book it!
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this Dubrovnik itinerary is gonna be less "flawlessly curated Instagram post" and more "drunkenly scribbled napkin note after too much rakija." We're talking messy, glorious, and probably filled with more gelato than one human should consume.
Dubrovnik: Luxury Apartment with a Balcony – AKA My Temporary Kingdom
Accommodation: Luxury Apartment with a Private Balcony (because, priorities, people!) Let's face it, the balcony is the main character. This isn't just a place to sleep; it's where I'll assess the world, sip wine, judge the tourists below like an Olympic judge (a very judgmental one), and probably accidentally fall asleep in the sun. I already spent an hour just… staring. Pure bliss.
Day 1: Arrival, Orientation, and the Great Wall Walk of Shame… I Mean, Victory?
- Morning (ish): Arrive in Dubrovnik! After what felt like a transatlantic flight fueled by airplane coffee and the vague dread of losing my luggage, I finally stumble out of the airport and into a shuttle. Honestly, the Croatian sunshine immediately melts away about 80% of my cynicism. My apartment, thank GOD, is even more stunning than the pictures. The balcony? A THING OF BEAUTY. I spent a good hour just… breathing.
- Early Afternoon: So, logically, I'd probably start with unpacking. But my stomach is growling. So, first thing's first - wander around, get my bearings, and find some lunch. The Old Town feels like stepping into a movie set… and I keep thinking, "Wow, Game of Thrones really did do this place a solid." Deciding to go find a restaurant, stumble into a tiny alleyway, and BAM! Konoba Kamenice. Honestly, BEST. CALAMARI. EVER. The bread? They could use that as a weapon. Delicious, crunchy, and totally worth the carb coma that's imminent.
- Late Afternoon: The Walls of Dubrovnik. This is where the "shame" part might come in. I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to tackle the whole damn thing on the first day. The heat. The steps. My questionable fitness level. Let's just say I developed a healthy respect for the medieval stonemasons who built this thing. The views, though? MIND BLOWING. Sweaty, panting, and slightly delirious, I made it to the end. Victory? Perhaps. Or maybe, sheer stubborn refusal to admit defeat. Regardless, it was worth it.
- Evening: Drinks on the balcony (duh!). Sunset, wine, and the glorious, salty air. Felt like a queen. Seriously, I ordered a bottle of something Croatian with a ridiculously long name. Now: time to order a pizza and watch the city lights twinkle. Pure. Joy.
Day 2: Islands & Kayaking (and Hopefully No Sea Sickness!)
- Morning: Awoken by the insistent sound of seagulls and the thought of another delicious breakfast. Today's plan: Lokrum Island! I'm told it's a quick ferry ride and filled with peacocks (yes, you heard me, peacocks!), a Benedictine monastery, and that oh-so-important bathing spot.
- Late Morning: Ferry to Lokrum Island. The peacocks? As magnificent and entitled as advertised. They strut around like they own the place, which, let's be honest, they probably do. The monastery? Ruined but hauntingly beautiful. The Dead Sea Lake on the island – a salt lake. The water is so dense that you can just float and relax in it.
- Afternoon: Sea kayaking tour around Dubrovnik. I'm usually more "stay landlocked" than "get in a kayak," but the photos looked amazing. I'm now regretting the fact that I didn't do any arm exercises before this trip! We paddled along the coast, saw caves, and the sun was shining. It could not have been better although my arms are burning.
- Evening: Time for a well-deserved seafood dinner. After my kayaking adventure, I'm ravenous! I found some restaurant that's supposed to have amazing sea food. The sunset was great, but my muscles still hurt.
Day 3: Cable Car, More Walls (Maybe), and a Serious Gelato Intervention
- Morning: Up early to catch the Dubrovnik Cable Car (don't want to be caught in the crowd). The views from the top of Mount Srđ are supposed to be phenomenal. I'm slightly terrified of heights, but the pictures I saw made it sound (and look) like I will not regret it. Wish me luck.
- Late Morning: The cable car was even more stunning than the pictures. The photos don't do it justice either!
- Afternoon: Okay, so after the cable car, I'm feeling adventurous (and a little exhausted). I'll probably attempt another section of the walls… but maybe just a shorter one this time. My legs are still recovering. Or maybe just explore the side streets and get wonderfully lost, which is one of my all-time favorite activities.
- Late Afternoon: Gelato break. Because, honestly, can you ever have enough gelato? I'm on a mission to sample every flavor available. I'll start with vanilla and see where the day takes me. Possibly a chocolate and pistachio combination.
- Evening: Another sunset on the balcony, then some live music and dinner.
Day 4: Day Trip to Montenegro (Probably a Bad Idea)
- Morning: Okay, I KNOW this is ambitious. A day trip to Montenegro? From Dubrovnik? It's probably a long day, but the pictures are incredible. Boka Bay. Kotor. Budva. It all sounds so magical. I might regret this. It might involve an ungodly amount of time in a bus.
- Late Morning to Afternoon: The bus. THE BUS. I'm pretty sure I spent a good portion of the day strapped in a seat, trying to avoid motion sickness. The border crossing was an adventure (and by adventure, I mean a borderline chaotic queue of cars). BUT, the scenery? Stunning. Absolutely and infuriatingly stunning. Kotor is like a fairytale.
- Evening: Back in Dubrovnik, exhausted but with a thousand pictures. Time for a relaxing evening on the balcony and a very early night.
Day 5: Departure (Sniffle, Sob)
- Morning: Last moments in paradise. I have a very strong urge to just stay forever. Breakfast on the balcony, soaking up the last bit of Dubrovnik sunshine. Maybe I'll buy some souvenirs (anything that involves food).
- Mid-day: Pack. Sigh. Say goodbye to the balcony.
- Afternoon: Travel to the airport, mentally preparing for my return to real life.
- Evening: As I look back on that trip, I will remember all the good things, the memories, the feelings, but also the imperfect parts. That's the beauty of travel.
And remember, this is just a guideline. There will be detours. There will be naps. There will be moments of sheer, unadulterated joy. And maybe, just maybe, I'll learn a few Croatian phrases that don't involve ordering more wine. Probably not, though.
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Dubrovnik Dream: Luxury Apartment with Private Balcony! - Because You *Need* To Ask... And You're Probably Curious
Okay, Okay, Spill. Is This Actually *Luxury* Luxury? Like, No Creepy Crawlies Luxury?
Alright, let's be real. "Luxury" gets thrown around like confetti these days. And, yeah, this place genuinely *feels* luxurious. We’re talking pristine white linens that I swear got softer with every night. The bathroom? Forget about it. I almost considered moving into the walk-in shower permanently. (Okay, maybe I *did* try it for a while... don't judge!) No, no creepy crawlies. Thank God. I’m a nervous nelly in a fancy dress sometimes. We did find one ladybug who flew in one afternoon (she was clearly taking a vacation, too; the audacity!). But generally, yeah, luxury. Think of it as the kind of place you'd want to bring your slightly judgmental mother (or your inner, deeply judgmental self).
"Private Balcony" Sounds Romantic. Is It? Or Just Another Balcony Staring Into a Brick Wall?
Oh, the balcony. This is where things get...complicated. Yes, it's private. No prying eyes to judge your morning coffee-and-croissant routine (which, let's be honest, is the ultimate vacation goal). And the views? Stunning. Absolutely breathtaking. Picture this: the shimmering Adriatic, terracotta rooftops stretching out like a beautiful, messy tapestry. I spent *hours* out there. I even got a little melancholic staring at the horizon (maybe that was the rosé talking).
But... (there’s always a but, isn't there?) The first sunrise? Pure, unadulterated heaven. The *third* sunrise? A little less magical, mostly because I was still trying to figure out how to operate the espresso machine. (Seriously, Italian technology is a *conspiracy*.) Also, the balcony gets *hot*. Like, "can't-touch-the-railings-without-burning-yourself" hot in the afternoon. Pack sunscreen. And maybe a small, strategically placed water mister. Trust me on this.
How Close Are We *Really* To the Action? Like, Can I Stumble Home After One Too Many Raki?
Okay, yes. Proximity to the Old Town is *key* here. You’re close enough to wander down for dinner and drinks, get delightfully lost in the maze of cobblestone streets, and, yes, possibly stumble back after one too many… well, anything. We tried the rakija. Once. Twice. And then it was a blur. Let's just say, I've never seen more vibrant stars. The walk back? Slightly uphill. But the view of the city lit up at night? Worth every gasp. Just maybe bring a small flashlight. For, you know, safety reasons. (And to avoid tripping over those pesky, charmingly uneven steps.)
Is the Kitchen Actually Usable? Or Just for Show? I Like to Cook. Sometimes. (Okay, Rarely.)
The kitchen! Ah, another area where the "luxury" badge is tested. It's *usable*. Not like a Michelin-star chef's dream kitchen, but totally functional. The appliances were modern, the counters were clean (thank goodness), and they had a surprisingly decent set of knives. I mean, I only *tried* to cook once (because who wants to cook on vacation?!), a simple pasta dish. I ended up with more pasta on the floor than in the pot. But! My partner, bless his heart, actually managed a decent omelet. So, yes, you *can* use it. Stocked with enough essentials to get you through a few meals. Don’t expect to whip up a banquet, but it's perfect for a lazy breakfast on your balcony, sipping coffee, and feeling ridiculously smug about your vacation.
What's the Deal with Parking? Because Dubrovnik Parking…Yikes.
Parking in Dubrovnik is... an adventure. Let's just call it that. It's tight, it's competitive, and it's not always glamorous. The apartment *usually* has a parking spot, which is basically a golden ticket. Follow their instructions *precisely*. Because honestly, I witnessed a full-blown parking war from my balcony view one afternoon, and it wasn’t pretty. Screaming. Flailing arms. The works. Avoidance is key. If they say back in slowly, BACK IN SLOWLY. Seriously, it's worth a few extra minutes of maneuvering for the peace of mind. Consider letting them arrange a transfer from the airport. Save yourself the potential headache (literally). Trust me. I nearly took out a flower box trying to park... twice.
Okay, Okay, Spill. What Did You *Not* Like? Be Brutally Honest.
Alright, brace yourselves. It’s not all sunshine and rainbows, people. First, if you are a light sleeper, bring earplugs. The charming "old town" vibe also means the sound carries. There's the occasional party below, and the seagulls... bless their noisy little hearts, they are *loud*. Especially at dawn. Secondly, the Wi-Fi. It worked okay (we could mostly stream), but it wasn’t lightning fast. You will need to disconnect from the internet. Which, honestly, might be a *good* thing. Just be prepared. Finally, and this is a minor thing, I wish there were *more* electrical outlets… and more hooks in the bathroom for towels. But hey, these are minor quibbles. Overall: a solid 9 out of 10. Would recommend. Would definitely go back... when I can afford it again!
Is it Worth the Money? Because Dubrovnik Ain't Cheap, Let's Just Say.
Is it worth the money? Okay, this is the big one. Look, Dubrovnik is expensive. Don't go expecting a bargain. But *is* this apartment worth the splurge? Honestly, yeah. For a special trip, a romantic getaway, a place to unwind and recharge? Absolutely. The location alone is worth a premium. The views? Priceless. The feeling of, well, luxury? Makes you feel like a movie star (or at least a slightly-more-pampered version of yourself). If you can swing it, and you want an experience that elevates your trip, book it. Just... maybe skip the daily iced coffee habit while you're there. (Or don't. You deserve that iced coffee.)
Anything Else I Should Know? Like, Secret Tips?
Okay, here’s the insider info. First, and this is crucial: pack comfortable shoes. Those cobblestone streets will murder your feet if you don't. Second, download a currency converter app *before* you go. It’ll save you from feeling utterly robbed by the end of your trip. Third, the local bakeries are your friend. Get your coffee and pastries there, it will make yourHotel Search Trek
